Interdenominational Carlin

Today is the Santa Claus parade in these here parts. Being I have a horse involved in this, we’re loading her up shortly. During this parade, I will proudly trundle along, shovel in hand, behind said horse…well, proud-ish. I’m also guessing that the part of Santa will not be played by Tim Allen…and, next to Die Hard, that first “The …

Very Quick Pythonesque

Just spent that last two hours engulfed in a wave of Monty Python nostalgia… To paraphrase John Cleese…what kind of fucking crap was that? They truly were the best…watched their pseudo 30th anniversary special which was filmed in 1998…meaning Monty Python is now 42…HOLY SHIT!  Not only is that old, but it is ironic as well…of course, for those that …

Entitle This!

I have been doing some transcribing lately of interviews to assist with deaf literacy. As I have stated here before, I am losing my hearing…and that runs in my family.  I do have one deaf cousin but that was doctor’s error back in the early 1960s when she was born.  Suffice to say, I know a bit about the surface …

Earth: A Comedy Guide

Good morning Ladies and Bruces… Funny…I type that and the dog bolts from my room like I’m a vet with a really big needle…oh well…guess my feet will be cold for a few minutes. Day one of vacation was a disappointment.  Went to the pub which was too busy…the TV screens were too small (almost Freudian slip as I initially typed ‘TV …

Air Time

I guess world news has shut down today…if you believe our border mates to the south. Say what you will about the Yanks…they know how to celebrate. I could do without the turkey…just not my favourite…but sub in a steak and I’m there. Food, drink, and football…who could ask for anything more? I’m currently sitting at the pub and going …

Roxanne

Roxanne, you don’t have to put on the red light… – The Police This song is a funny one.  Is the guy being selfish, kind, or both… It doesn’t even drive towards the question of ‘why’.  Why is she putting on the red light?…does she need the money?…does she enjoy it? I recall my first ‘red light’ district.  Was rather …

Uncle Chris, Tell Us a Story

This blog was started with a title…first fucking mistake. Second…I’ve two beers in and just opened a bottle of wine…there will be booze…I’m on vacation O_o If all goes as planned, this blog entry could be the longest I’ve ever created…no, not in word length…just that I plan on it still being on the screen when I’m ready to take …

The Serious Lesbian Librarian

I’m very rarely serious. This is a problem. I need help. I mean, seriously…well, that’s enough of that. I broke a sweat after three seconds of attempting serious thought…key term is attempting as I didn’t succeed. There are certain advantages to this. Generally, even though they are getting to the age where they try to hide it, I can make …